@ryleighxx: I' noticed both #lashton and #sashton trending on twitter... where are my #ryoters supporting me??
@plslola: @ryleighxx right here, babes. right here. #ryoters #ryoters #ryoters
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@fxckashton: @plslola I don't need to play hard to get, that would just be a pathetic move for me to make. Isn't that some move mostly only the girls make anyway?
@plslola: @fxckashton it's not a move restricted to just females. I mean, dudes do it, too. obviously.
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@fxckashton: @plslola you just have a discrete way of begging
@fxckashton: @plslola woah this shit sprung out of nowhere and I don't know where the fuck the nonsense of me playing "hard to get" has come from either
@plslola: @fxckashton I'm not a dog, I don't beg. even discretely.
@plslola: @fxckashton are you being for cereal???? you must be blind, m'dear. or oblivious. but it's kinda the same thing, so.
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@fxckashton: @plslola i'm not sure if you desperate to get my d classes as sexual tension. I hope someone is screenshotting these as evidence of you being sly about begging me for sex ;) I need a screenshot for that compliment too
@fxckashton: @plslola you'd be too distracted by the dick to do that. I can't control the shippers and their otps, step your game up and get lashton back on top!!
@plslola: @fxckashton I'm not desperate, but ok. nor was I begging. I did compliment you, tho, so I can let that one slide.
@plslola: @fxckashton girl bye. also, why the fuck do I have to step my game up?? you're the one who keeps playing "hard to get" like they don't want it and I'm about to walk off. aint nobody got time for all that.
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@ScottyM: the fangirl accounts beg to differ lola, everyone knows people ship gay couples than straight couples ross and Rachel from friends are the only exception
@plslola: simply because gay couples are more popular, doesn't mean your gay ship is superior to my straight ship. plus, you don't have anything lashton has, which is why mine'll always be better.
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@plslola: let's be real, I obviously rock babe's hats better than he does...am I right, or am I right?
@ScottyM: #sashton
@plslola: you'll never surpass lashton, even in your dreams, so hashtag whatever you want.
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@fxckashton: @plslola i thought you'd be up for the sexual tension thing. see that's why i don't and won't ever hate you.
@fxckashton: @plslola i'm considering taking back my last words after that tweet. i most certainly can rock a 'stash, it makes me look more of a man than i already do
@plslola: @fxckashton I'm sure we already have sexual tension, so? I'm all for make up sex, tho. if you'd ever like to do that after a fight, or whatever. and take backs aren't allowed, so. your face is much more gorgeous when it's smooth. like a baby's bum.
@plslola: @fxckashton also, if you ever think about replacing me, I'm going to castrate you with a rusty pair of dull scissors. #lashtonforlife thank you. I love you, have a good night. <3
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@fxckashton: @plslola i do see where you're going with this and you're going the exact wrong way. i wouldn't lie about whether or not i hated someone or not, especially not you. tbh i think the lashton shippers would like if we hated each other, add a dash of drama and sexual tension to the situation, they'd love that for sure
@plslola: @fxckashton how about no. that doesn't sound very fun, so that should never be a thing. plus, I really loathe hate. I don't mind the occasional fight and exchange of the word, but that's it.
@plslola: @fxckashton oh, before I forget, you should shave before I do it myself in your sleep. you can absolutely not rock a 'stash.
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@fxckashton: @plslola how many times will i have to tell you until you believe that i couldn't ever hate you?
@plslola: @fxckashton simply bc you say you don't hate me, doesn't mean you don't. you're a people pleaser, and lashton shippers are people...do you see where I'm going?
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